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+ Oh we're back, We were always coming back.
I'm not gonna lie, I haven't been this silly since that time I downed a few too many Cosmos at my niece's graduation, later leaving my vhs of Jewey beating the lost levels on repeat all fucken night.

+ Salute to The Wizard
There's comedy, There's great cinema, and then there's the Fred Savage movie that even made Corey Feldman cringe.

+ Rilo Kiley - Rilo Who-ley?
Hey, Jenny Lewis is working after all, and it doesn't involve a paper hat.

+ Howard & Nester Comics Archive
Truly the greatest literary work to have ever graced my young heterosexual eyes. Has it been mentioned I blow more lines than Tetris?

+ Nintendo announces NES e-Cards.
No Corey, Not that kind of "E"

+ A note about the Open Directory
Hey brah, I just want a link, not one of the vapid summaries that spews from your piehole.

+ Megaman at the prom
Time for the robot prom! Time for Megaman and Roll prom pictures! Time for a lawsuit!




+ Paging Dr. Mario
Diagnosis: Well, have you tried blowing on the cart?

+ Glade Scented Oils or.. The Wizard?!
Sometimes one's obsession with a certain Fred Savage movie leads to entertaining shenanigans. That certainly doesn't happen here though.

+ Nintendo announces Gamecube Gameboy player
Nintendo makes one of my childhood dreams come true. So Lincoln, what's the status on the mario game for black people?

+ Mandatory esoteric site update
You know you've made it when Germans are bootlegging shit besides your dave hasselhoff cassettes

+ An e-mail from Ozma
One of my favourite bands makes one of my favourite songs, How 'bout that?

+ Luigi's untimely end
The most disturbing nintendo related picture.. Well, that I had nothing to do with anyway.

+ MonsterTurtle's Sweet Home Review
I open my inbox and wonderful pictures of the Coreys awaited, my what's that beneath the latest Teen Beat newsletter?

+ My take on Mario Sunshine
Well, I really only made a weird pic. Now let's start the naked Gosselaar countdown.

+ Del's video game reviews
I encoded some of Del the Funky Homosapien's video game reviews to mp3. Come on Zack, Just let me touch it :(


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