It's no secret that I've been cleaning like a madman this past week. Today I went into the closet (after sentou came out) and packed up all my old videogames in 3 of those huge translucent rubbermaid containers from my friendly walmart enslavers. Next up: nintendo powers and next generations that I'll never read again! It's almost like I'm preparing for the day I get into a bad accident and mentally return to my 12 year old self.

When i was 5 my mom had a guy come in a giant smurf outfit for my birthday. The giant smurf parked his car at the top of the street and walked down the block with balloons in hand. I was freaked out! Smurfs aren't that big! The smurf comes in.. and I'm sorta hiding.. then he lets go of his balloons and our popcorn ceiling starts making all the balloons explode!!